Spam Poetry
My inbox is getting absolutely slaughtered by stock spam with oh-so-lovely headers designed to fool anti-spam systems. Some of them are better than much of the "real" poetry I've read. Many of them read like the latest Mars Volta album title. I've been trying to throw them together with masking tape to make something fun:
Transpose Proportial Strand
Activity venerate
torn gain replay high handed
Politically correct wallop
rainstorm torturer
dupe junkyard
dipstick obliteration,
pationately.
Human race auditor
taut hand
spiel methodical
horrify metallurgy
china parasol
alumnae priceless
constitutional coal
breath aspersion
an unwritten glare
"Rainstorm torturer" is particularly cool I think. :)