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September 19, 2006

Spam Poetry

My inbox is getting absolutely slaughtered by stock spam with oh-so-lovely headers designed to fool anti-spam systems. Some of them are better than much of the "real" poetry I've read. Many of them read like the latest Mars Volta album title. I've been trying to throw them together with masking tape to make something fun:

Transpose Proportial Strand
Activity venerate
torn gain replay high handed
Politically correct wallop
rainstorm torturer
dupe junkyard
dipstick obliteration,
pationately.

Human race auditor
taut hand
spiel methodical
horrify metallurgy

china parasol
alumnae priceless
constitutional coal
breath aspersion
an unwritten glare


"Rainstorm torturer" is particularly cool I think. :)

Marmoset Prophet

My monkey friend says
that worry's a joke

Jim Morrison was a cloudy headed fool
and the world will end in 26,371 days.

He says mankind's a mutated virus
Highways and cities choke the earth
and we were better off when we crapped among the ferns
"Not that Cincinnati isn't impressive," he says.

He says the only decent things we do
are love and play
write love poems, and cook
Then he gets angry with himself for sounding like a hippy

He says our American god was designed and refined
by weak frightened men
for tonic and control
He mumbles that if there is a god, it's systematic entropy
and beauty in the patterns we find

"Not as soothing as an existential 1-800 number,"
(what he calls Christianity)
"but beautiful," he says.

He says you're better off without your television

and that hole in your gut

He insists time is a series of spirals and circles trapped in an intergalactic funnel
not a line
Most people have that wrong
and always will

at least for another 26,371 days.

He laughs when I bring up JFK and won't tell me why.

He says simple moments in the sun
are more important than grand finales
occupations, Oprah life-goals on rails
or even great works of architecture

He seems to have a real problem with Oprah
He says if you need a suggested reading list
you should just go back to bed

He says aliens exist, but it takes too long to get here
so don't get excited
strip malls & pasta wouldn't thrill them anyway

He says I'm hiding.
He says we're all hiding.

He says the pendulum is coming back around and it's really pissed off

He says in 26,371 days I won't feel a thing.

September 07, 2006

My Web 2.0 Poem

Plump digital egos clash
such a very important discussion
bloated and sweaty amoral men stink uneclectic
giddy like intoxicated teenage girls drunk
with board-room fuck-party pride
unaware of privilege and distant thunder
pissing toxic-sweet wine-cooler VC cash
(more money than my hometown will ever be worth)
all over this muddy half-baked ivy league idea
(social phobia networking for pizza addicts?)
blogging the rush and relevance backpat
for this gossip hen stock-market clusterfuck
sycophantic walking adverts
clicks hung by heavy gold chain around crooked necks
startups pimped, face creams and plastic surgeons
inane ancient dongles, painted fire engine red
with nametags like "innovation"
call them web 2.0
my grandfather's blood still sits in soil
my father's hands bled for lumber
These new men
don't even know
what the fuck it is they sell

in Vukovar

a cataclysmic fuck-up
a black sheep nowhere man
a winter nesting animal bag-boy
lapping up puddle-water highwayside
He's got bolts where his eyes once slept
and an iron grate where a mouth should be
mothers hustle children away
whether in Zadar or Sisak
He shows Vukovar locals he means strange business
spitting metal and clutching his zipper
singing broken Croatian lullabies
in unrecognized AM radio screech
His paper blanket says Slobodan's dead

holy meadow

Blindness to concentrate in this holy meadow
mindless and prostrate in adoring derision
a pellet each time my paw claws the lever
a shiver for each bishop's passing soliloquy
delivered from excess to effortless mission
inadequate minion in god's holy shadow
shitting in corners and digging out trenches
in each rutted path lays another dead writer
in each passing writer another dead vision
in each fading vision another light sleeper
awake to the morning, unearthed by his keeper