The Evils Of Masturbation
This website is a bit of a treat, but the testimonials are particularly entertaining. Well, I guess not entertaining for those who suffer from the evil societal menace that is masturbation, but fairly amusing for the rest of us.
"You cured thousands of people from one of the greatest evils of all time. I am one of these thousands, having suffered from masturbation for the last 12 years. My family and friends saw the big difference in me, I saw the difference in me."Yes. You're even fucking crazier.
And sixty-seven dollars poorer, which is what the "cure" costs. Ironic, maybe, given that con-men could technically be considered one of the "greatest evils of all time."
What I find curious is that several of the people complain about what an epic time killer masturbation is, which makes me wonder precisely the depth of fervor they dedicated to this perceived malady.