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I've been enjoying this website, and not just because the creator is obviously (at least to fans of Terry Gilliam's Brazil) a huge Brazil fan, and a dedicated employee of Information Retrieval.
From an explanation of why monkeys would be nice to have:
"Obviously having your own monkey would be fantastic for a whole host of reasons but as they are quite intelligent yet unable to speak, they have the advantage of learning very quickly through beatings while being unable to tell anyone."