Fred Einaudi
Fred Einaudi's paintings are fairly, oh, surreal. That top one's called "Patriot," which seems fitting these days (hey kids: did you know that during WWII, U.S. servicemen often sent home boiled and cleaned Japanese skulls as prizes to their house wives? I'm thinking Einaudi had heard this too). Digging through his gallery, you'll even find a woman having sex with a swan, which I'm sure would look pretty rockin' above any American family fireplace.