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July 31, 2008

Impolite

From the AFP:

"A passenger traveling on a bus across Canada's vast Western plains stabbed, gutted and decapitated a man seated next to him in an unexplained attack, a witness told media Thursday.

The victim had been sleeping before he was repeatedly stabbed in the chest by a man with a large knife, witness Garnet Caton told public broadcaster CBC.

The other 35 passengers and driver were jolted by "blood-curdling screams" and fled. "He must have stabbed him 50 times or 60 times," said Caton.

When Caton and two others returned to check on the victim, he said they saw the attacker "cutting the guy's head off and gutting him."

"While we were watching ... he calmly walked up to the front (of the bus) with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stared at us and dropped the head right in front of us."

Police then surrounded the bus and arrested the man, he said."

That seems rude to me.

July 30, 2008

Soon, We All Shall Be Walmart

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The spread of an unhealthy contagion? Sort of; it's an animated graphic of Walmart's spread across the United States. From a cute little K-Mart wannabe in Arkansas to a seething, gigantic black umbilicus attached directly to our national cerebral cortex -- decimating regional businesses while pumping us full of delicious Chinese slave labor products at incredibly low prices!

Xia Xiaowan

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Xia Xiaowan paints on multiple sheets of glass to give a three-dimensional quality to his paintings.

Trans-Gender Olympic Cheaters

From the Guardian:

"For more than a year, officials in Beijing have been designing a special laboratory to determine the sex of any athletes taking part in this year's Olympic games. "Suspected athletes will be evaluated from their external appearances by experts and undergo blood tests to examine their sex hormones, genes and chromosomes for sex determination," says Professor Tian Qinjie. The tests will not be conducted on every female athlete, but will be required if serious doubts have been raised about an individual competitor - invariably one competing in the women's events. "The aim is to protect fairness at the games while also protecting the rights of people with abnormal sexual development," he says."

Poor Ted Stevens

It just tears me right up to see 85-year-old corrupt Alaska Senator Ted Stevens get so unfairly railroaded just because he let a few oil executives pay him off to screw American citizens (and the occasional Alaskan waterfowl).

July 28, 2008

The Armor Of God

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I am wearing these right now.

Fair and Balanced

"Shape the narrative to your advantage" indeed.

July 22, 2008

Juan Carlos Federico

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Juan Carlos Federico

July 21, 2008

Bike Thief

William Hand

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Study For a Figurehead by William Hand (gallery)

The Starbucks Hoodwink

A decade or so ago, Starbucks Corporation began a strategy that involved the over-deployment of stores, with the goal being (of course) the eradication of mom and pop coffee shop competitors. The company intentionally cannibalized sales at their own stores by packing them too closely together, figuring that after they'd decimated the competition in those areas, they'd simply scale back.

The time to scale back has arrived, and instead of the press noting that this was all part of the company's strategy, they're all just kind of assuming that this was some strategical error on the part of Starbucks, and consumers are crying like teething tots because they have to drive two extra blocks. Starbucks kills (often superior) competition, fires a bunch of employees, the press blames it all on high gas prices, and consumers cry themselves to sleep in unadulterated brand fealty.

I don't know if you've seen Wall-E, but I'm not sure it's a fictional portrayal of our future.

July 18, 2008

You Want Fries With That?

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You know, when I think of honoring the men and women risking their lives in a series of violent, international conflicts, I think french fries.

No Values Voters


'No Values Voters' Looking To Support Most Evil Candidate

Phone Sheep

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Amy Goodman, Naomi Klein

Amy Goodman interviews Naomi Klein, whose books No Logo and Shock Doctrine are must reads to help look beyond simplistic Dem/Repub rhetoric and understand the modern age of corporate branding, image control, disinformation and government influence. They discuss how corporations (and the politicians who are paid to love them) use moments of crisis (9/11 (Iraq/oil), Katrina (privatization of Louisiana schools) or high gas prices (offshore drilling)) as an opportunity not to correct this nation's shortcomings, but instead to exploit the American public further.

"There really is a kind of a tsunami of shocks facing not just the economy but people's lives, people's real lives. They're all intersecting. They're making each other worse. And I think we really are seeing some very live examples of what a write about in the book, which is how there is a strategy. And this is what I mean by "the shock doctrine." There is a clear political strategy, and has been for several decades, to exploit these moments when people are desperate for quick-fix solutions and more inclined to believe in a kind of a magical cure, to push through very, very unpopular policies that don't actually solve the crisis at hand, that don't actually help people, but are incredibly profitable for multinational corporations."
I wrote an article on just this subject yesterday for Broadband Reports, concerning how the nation's largest ISPs (Comcast, AT&T, Verizon) are taking advantage of growing concerns that we lack rural broadband coverage to pass their version of a "national broadband strategy" that runs completely contrary to the interests of the public.

Of course this would be far more difficult to accomplish if the nation's media (tech or otherwise) wasn't so utterly devoid of critical and independent thought and remembered their job is to report the TRUTH, not to report some vague, nebulous version of the truth watered down in a misguided effort to strike a cross-ideological balance that won't offend advertisers, sources, or radical partisan asshats.

The majority of the reporters and bloggers out there bob and chirp their fawning and unquestioning approval for nearly every corporate policy or product, and suffer from the same subjective delusions we witnessed with embedded reporters during the Iraq war. And the results are comparable domestically.

July 17, 2008

Watchmen Movie Trailer

After a decade of really, really shitty comic-book based movies (Ghost Rider pops into masochistic mind, amidst flashes of Arnold Schwarzenegger painted blue) it's strange they're starting to suddenly hit them out of the park (Iron Man, Hellboy2, The Dark Knight). The Watchmen has to be the hardest comic they've tried to tackle yet, and I had lowered my expectations substantially. This latest trailer, hopefully not falsely, raised those expectations upward again slightly.

July 16, 2008

Asbestos

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I can't tell if this advertising blast from the past is ironic, disturbing, or just sad.

Fred Einaudi

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Fred Einaudi's paintings are fairly, oh, surreal. That top one's called "Patriot," which seems fitting these days (hey kids: did you know that during WWII, U.S. servicemen often sent home boiled and cleaned Japanese skulls as prizes to their house wives? I'm thinking Einaudi had heard this too). Digging through his gallery, you'll even find a woman having sex with a swan, which I'm sure would look pretty rockin' above any American family fireplace.

Shit's Broke

From Politico:

" If you want to know how Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac have survived scandal and crisis, consider this: Over the past decade, they have spent nearly $200 million on lobbying and campaign contributions.

But the political tentacles of the mortgage giants extend far beyond their checkbooks.

The two government-chartered companies run a highly sophisticated lobbying operation, with deep-pocketed lobbyists in Washington and scores of local Fannie- and Freddie-sponsored homeowner groups ready to pressure lawmakers back home.

They’ve stacked their payrolls with top Washington power brokers of all political stripes, including Republican John McCain’s presidential campaign manager, Rick Davis; Democrat Barack Obama’s original vice presidential vetter, Jim Johnson; and scores of others now working for the two rivals for the White House.

Fannie and Freddie’s aggressive political maneuvering has helped stave off increased regulation and preserve special benefits such as exemption from state and local income taxes and the ability to borrow at low rates.

When their stock prices took a dive last week, their government allies extended another helping hand with a plan for the Treasury Department, the Federal Reserve and, possibly, Congress the taxpayers to shore up the companies.

I don't care what kind of problem you're trying to fix, be it the mortgage crisis, broadband coverage, education, medical care or aardvark overpopulation, absolutely NOTHING will be fixed in this country until we address the almost total corporate control over this nation's government.

You have to wonder that if the multitude of people fighting humanist, pro-consumer fights (environmentalists, consumer advocates, artists etc.) stopped what they were doing independently and collectively worked solely and tirelessly on first redefining the rules of corporate influence in Washington, the nation might be able to make progress elsewhere...

Or I guess we could just all sit around and debate just how offensive cartoons are.

July 15, 2008

Illegal Wiretaps We Can Believe In

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The backstory, for those of you who spend more time watching cable TV than understanding your world because "politics is icky" and "paying attention to stuff makes you feel woogy."

Not At All Suspicious

From the BBC:

"David Phyall, 50, was the last tenant at the Atlantic Housing Ltd housing association flats in Eastleigh.

His body was found by police on 5 July, who said his death was not suspicious. Post-mortem tests showed he died of a "complete transection of the neck". A spokesman for the coroner said: "As far as we know nobody else was involved.

"There's nothing suspicious about the death. It was in his flat on Bodmin Road.

"The place is all due to be redeveloped. He was the last resident left there. He lived there alone."

A Hampshire Constabulary spokeswoman confirmed his death was not suspicious.

"We were called to the address on Bodmin Road on 5 July at approximately 4.20pm to a non-suspicious death," she said.

The last opponent to a development project found with his head cut off by a chainsaw is absolutely not suspicious, in case you were wondering.

That's How I Roll

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Via The Rut

The Yin-Yang Of Bug

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July 11, 2008

Nuts, Indeed

Women Of The Future

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But apparently men still won't clean up after themselves.

Pollution is Funny When You're a Moron

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From Telegraph:

"The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private G8 summit meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter." He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock."
After all, pollution isn't real, right?

The Best Government AT&T Money Can Buy

July 08, 2008

Shock The Monkey

From the Washington Times:

"A senior government official with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has expressed great interest in a so-called safety bracelet that would serve as a stun device, similar to that of a police Taser®. According to this promotional video found at the Lamperd Less Lethal website, the bracelet would be worn by all airline passengers.

This bracelet would:

• take the place of an airline boarding pass

• contain personal information about the traveler

• be able to monitor the whereabouts of each passenger and his/her luggage

• shock the wearer on command, completely immobilizing him/her for several minutes

The promotional video speaks for itself.

Food, Glorious Food

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G8 World leaders sit down to an 18-course extravaganza at a G8 summit in Japan to address the global food crisis.

Lawn Zombie

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These are certainly an upgrade from pink flamingos or plywood women bending over.

July 07, 2008

Steve-O Runs Into Trouble

If you've ever watched MTV's Jackass, you may know "Steve-O." Well, I was surprised to find out that a life of stapling your own balls and snorting everything that isn't nailed down does apparently come with some repercussions. Judging from Steve-O's own words, the check has come due:

"I've now been clean for 115 days, and I'm, again, in a mental institution. I did so much cocaine, ketamine, pcp, nitrous oxide, and all sorts of other drugs, that, quite simply, my brain is fucked up. As you can probably tell by the way I'm writing this, my cognitive skills are alright, but, I frequently suffer from horrible mood swings and severe depression. Those of you who have followed my warped mind's trail on the Internet for a significant amount of time have, I'm sure, been very aware of those attributes, but, I just want you all to know that four fucking months (almost) of not touching a damn thing that a psychiatrist didn't perscribe to me hasn't changed that shit. The medication that is prescribed to me doesn't do the trick every day, let's just put it that way. I'm back in the looney bin trying to get that shit right. The bottom line is that doing drugs fucked my ass up and I'm going to be paying for it for a long time, probably for the rest of my life. Everyone's going to make their own decisions in life, but nobody needs to make the same mistakes I made. I love you all,"
That's right kids, don't become a b-list celebrity and hero to millions of median IQ Americans by tasering your rectum on low-grade TV, and avoid taking horse tranquilizers if you can help it.

July 04, 2008

Praying At The Gas Station

From a news outlet I've never heard of::

As the price of oil continues to rise, some are turning to God and prayer for an answer to their financial troubles. The Pray at the Pump Movement, founded by Rocky Twyman, has been holding prayer vigils at gas stations across the country.
Good luck with that.

July 03, 2008

The Faceless

A few artists and/or pranksters and/or viral marketers are showing up at events around the UK. In this case they lack, well, faces. As a big fan of any art that dicks about with the perception of joe (work, sleep, eat, shit) public, I find it pretty amusing. Unless they're selling Pepsi. Then it just makes me feel dirty.

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The United States

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July 02, 2008

My Financial Records Belong To God

From Raw Story:

"Last fall, Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA), the ranking Republican on the Senate Finance Committee, began probing the finances of six TV evangelists whose lifestyles include mansions, Rolls-Royces, and private jets, all paid for out of church funds. Grassley told BBC, “I would not contribute to an organization that is Christian and evangelical with money being wasted that way.”

Four of the ministers have since complied with the probe, but Rev. Kenneth Copeland, whose congregation recently bought him a $20 million private jet to preach the gospel, is holding out against the inquiry, which he claims is “aimed at publicly questioning the religious beliefs of the targeted churches.”

“It’s not yours, it’s God’s, and you’re not going to get it,” Copeland says of his financial records."

Of course if you or I tried to run a non-religious, for-profit. tax-exempt enterprise on satellite TV where I took money from old people, pretended I cured their fucking cancer, and then used the money to buy a boat....we'd already be in prison fighting off gang rapists in the laundry room.

July 01, 2008

Chomsky On The 2008 Elections