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June 30, 2008

Bush Thinks You're Starting To Like Him

According to the U.S. News and World Report, Bush thinks people are warming to him, now that he's engaged in seven years of epic bumbling, sent the country to war resulting in the deaths of tens of thousands, stocked every meaningful regulatory position with lobbyists, and generally made Nixon look like a superhuman combination of Gandhi, Robert E. Lee and Stephen Hawking:

"When he travels around the country, Bush feels less "antipathy" than he used to in the crowds, along the motorcade routes, and expressed by the individuals who talk to him at his events. "He feels there has been a shift in attitudes out there that's not reflected in polling data," the aide says.

Reinforcing his point, the latest AP-Ipsos poll, released in mid-June, found that only 29 percent of Americans approved of Bush's job performance, one of the lowest presidential ratings ever. White House officials, by the way, say they aren't sure such polls should be believed because the questions are biased and the population samples are flawed."

Can you imagine how insulated by yes-men you must be when you're arguably the worst President in American history and yet you think the unprecedented public loathing is the result of bad math? Again though, I love how there is no such thing as "truth" in this country (ie: the guy is totally fucking incompetent, corrupt, and unquestioningly disliked by a VAST majority of Americans), there's negotiable datasets.

Not For Cuddling

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Still Can't Get Over These Kurt Cobain Converse

Cobain.jpgI first noticed these when I was suffering through "reading" a copy of Spin (aka Teen People meets Vogue with an occasional reference to music). The ad in question had Kurt Cobain posthumously selling these Kurt Cobain themed sneakers, which are now available:

"Doodlings drawn from the personal notebook of Kurt Cobain are printed on lace-up sneakers for an entirely unique look."
The doodlings and rantings of a poet about a consumer culture gone mad can now be had for $50 on a pair of $2 Converse sneakers made by Chinese slave labor.

June 27, 2008

Lao Tzu And Bill Hicks On A Friday

A small Friday reminder from sixth century philosopher Lao Tzu, father of Taoism::

"What is man's life for? What pleasure is there in it? Is it for beauty and riches? Is it for sound and colour? But there comes a time when beauty and riches no longer answer the needs of the heart, and when a surfeit of sound and colour becomes a weariness to the eyes and a ringing in the ears.

The men of old knew that life comes without warning, and as suddenly goes. They denied none of their natural inclinations, and repressed none of their bodily desires. They never felt the spur of fame. They sauntered through life gathering its pleasures as the impulse moved them. Since they cared nothing for fame after death, they were beyond the law. For name and praise, sooner or later, a long life or short one, they cared not at all."

Not entirely unlike deceased comedian Bill HIcks:
" The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it’s very brightly coloured and it’s very loud and it’s fun, for a while. Some people have been on the ride for a long time and they begin to question, is this real, or is this just a ride? And other people have remembered, and they come back to us, they say, “Hey - don’t worry, don’t be afraid, ever, because, this is just a ride…”

And we… kill those people.
“Shut him up.”
“We have a lot invested in this ride. Shut him up. Look at my furrows of worry. Look at my big bank account and my family. This just has to be real.”

Just a ride. But we always kill those good guys who try and tell us that, you ever notice that? And let the demons run amok."

Bill of course died in his thirties, but so it goes....

The Biggest Jackass In The Universe

I believe this may be the biggest jackass in the universe. Besides Bill Kristol, I mean.

AT&T

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via flickr

An "Anti-Gay City and State"

From UPI:

"A Washington woman said she filed a federal lawsuit accusing a Miami hospital of "anti-gay animus" after workers refused to let her see her dying partner.

Janice Langbehn and her partner Lisa Marie Pond, both aged 39, intended to enjoy a vacation cruise with three of their four children, marking the women's 18 years as a couple in February 2007, the South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Thursday.

The trip abruptly ended when Pond had a massive stroke as the ship was preparing to leave port, the newspaper said.

She was taken to Miami's Jackson Memorial Hospital, where Langbehn said workers would not let her see her ailing partner.

A social worker allegedly said the couple was in an "anti-gay city and state."

Pond died about 18 hours after she arrived at Jackson's Ryder Trauma Center."

Eugenio Recuenco

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Eugenio Recuenco

Fellini fan you think?

And crown thy good with brotherhood...

From ABC News:

"A Department of Justice official was fired yesterday after refusing to testify at a Congressional hearing regarding whether or not her office awarded hundreds of millions of dollars in grants based on political favoritism and personal connections."

From sea to shining sea.

June 25, 2008

HBO George Carlin Marathon

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According to the HBO website, they'll be running every one of their George Carlin hour-long comedy performances tonight and tomorrow night.

June 24, 2008

Why Wait For 1955

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June 23, 2008

Howard Zinn: An illustrated people's history of the US empire

George Carlin: Another Dead American Hero

I knew the day was coming, but it's a sad day all the same.

George Carlin dead at 71. I hope he and Bill HIcks are already together drinking bourbon like fishes.

June 18, 2008

Patriotism: The Idiot Paradigm

This idiot paradigm whereby you've either got to see America as a beaming, beacon of pure hope or you're a goat fucking, child murdering terrorist really annoys the living shit out of me, have I said this?

La Pequeña Hillary Clinton

Epic Dumb

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This button was actually being sold at the Republican State convention in last weekend in Texas.

June 17, 2008

Michelin Man Buddha

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Ok, Yes

June 13, 2008

Olivier Bucheron

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Olivier Bucheron via Zamak

Aliens Love Crunchy Shit In Bags

Prodigious comic author and novelist Warren Ellis, on new plans to use the the EISCAT high-powered space transmitter station in the UK to contact alien life using a Doritos ad:

"Fuck that. I don’t care. Attempting to announce our presence to any intelligence that can get in front of the signal by sending them something made by a company that sells crunchy shit in bags is not the way to the maturity of the species."

Jesus Rode Dinosaurs

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Good Morning Lemmings

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What's Up?

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June 11, 2008

U.S. 1944 Strategic Services Workplace Sabotage Manual

Boing Boing points to this 1944 'Simple Sabotage Field Manual' (pdf link) from the US Strategic Services, explaining how to train people to sabotage their workplace:

(1) Insist on doing everything through “channels.” Never permit short-cuts to be taken in order to expedite decisions.
(2) Make “speeches.” Talk as frequently as possible and at great length. Illustrate your “points” by long anecdotes and accounts of per­ sonal experiences. Never hesitate to make a few appropriate “patriotic” comments.
(3) When possible, refer all matters to committees, for “further study and considera­tion.” Attempt to make the committees as large as possible — never less than five.
(4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.
(5) Haggle over precise wordings of com­munications, minutes, resolutions.
(6) Refer back to matters decided upon at the last meeting and attempt to re-open the question of the advisability of that decision.
(7) Advocate “caution.” Be “reasonable” and urge your fellow-conferees to be “reason­able” and avoid haste which might result in embarrassments or difficulties later on.
(8) Be worried about the propriety of any decision — raise the question of whether such action as is contemplated lies within the juris­ diction of the group or whether it might conflict with the policy of some higher echelon.
I had no idea I've had so many bosses who worked secretly for the U.S. Strategic Services.

June 10, 2008

New Coins

June 09, 2008

Mars

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That's a photo of both the Earth and moon taken from Mars (link).

June 06, 2008

In Brazil

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From Reuters:

"An indigenous woman holds her child while trying to resist the advance of Amazonas state policemen who were expelling the woman and some 200 other members of the Landless Movement from a privately-owned tract of land on the outskirts of Manaus, in the heart of the Brazilian Amazon March 11, 2008. The landless peasants tried in vain to resist the eviction with bows and arrows against police using tear gas and trained dogs. REUTERS/Luiz Vasconcelos-A Critica/AE (BRAZIL)”

Ted Zourntos

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Ted Zourntos

Ray Ceasar

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Ray Ceasar

June 04, 2008

I Believe He's Had Enough

June 01, 2008

Chris Anthony

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Chris Anthony website.

Persistent Bastard

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Masterbators and Psychics

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Imagine if masturbators and psychics joined forces!

Techno Viking