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April 30, 2008

General Smedley Butler

240707butler.jpgGeneral Smedley D. Butler not only won two Congressional Medals of Honor and served in the Marines extensively, but he exposed a plot for a fascist coup that originated on Wall Street aimed at giving American industry total control of government (it involved George Dubya's grandfather). The man should be a hero included in every child's textbook, and his speech "War is a Racket," (given in 1933 & based on his book) should be required reading. Instead, he was demonized by industry and the media, marginalized by history, and our trillion-dollar-war-debt ass now belongs to Halliburton, Exxon, and the epically incompetent grandson of a fascist shitheel.

April 29, 2008

America

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Mike Blake, Reuters photographer.

Joshua Hoffine

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Photographer Josh Hoffine has fun staging pseudo-horror film shots.

Jeff Soto

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Soto's blog

April 28, 2008

The Billy Letters

Says Radar Magazine (via Boing Boing):

"In the late '90s, pop-culture historian Bill Geerhart had a little too much time on his hands and a surfeit of stamps. So, for his own entertainment, the then-unemployed thirtysomething launched a letter-writing campaign to some of the most powerful and infamous figures in the country, posing as a curious 10-year-old named Billy."

Three of "Billy's" pen pals included the serial killers Richard Ramirez, the Unibomber and Charles Manson. While the first two feign sanity, Manson rambles incoherently and includes a picture of a random barn.

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Hypocrite

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(via

April 25, 2008

Mario Sanchez Nevado

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Gallery

Hurry It Up Already, Rupert

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Sigh.

News Corp.'s bid to buy Newsday will face regulatory hurdles, but political attacks on the deal could be more of a long-term problem as News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch tries to seal the deal.
Which regulatory hurdles would those be? The two people in Congress who'll issue tersely worded press releases before the deal is ultimately rammed through?

Can we PLEASE just fucking expedite the process to the desired end result?

One company controlling all news sources, and each news source consisting of a multicultural robotic talking head on a loop that provides us with celebrity gossip, insists everything is fine and suggests we'd benefit from the purchase of a new low-interest mortgage?

Because the waiting and the pretense that we've got a functional and objective media (or government) is insulting to those of us who are marginally sentient, and honestly it simply puts off the inevitable revolutionary fisticuffs between the legions of Milton Friedman drones and the nation's six remaining humanists.

Our 'Culture' Makes My Head Hurt

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Sent to me via a friend's cell phone. I mean seriously, organic koala chocolate waffles for kids?

April 24, 2008

Apparently Not

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Que es "lanaguage" mi hermano?

Blindness: The Movie

Jose Saramago's Blindness is probably one of my favorite books. City of God is probably one of my favorite films. So to see City of God director Fernando Meirelles do a film version of Blindness clearly feels like a bit of good business.

My only problem is, part of the greatness of the book is the way it never specifies what culture or city the chaos is occurring in, which gives it a certain beauty. Hopefully that translates into film.

Capacity For Critical Thought

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From wrong cards

April 23, 2008

But Programs Must Complete

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From the drawer darkpony

April 22, 2008

Prohibition

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Guess I'll have that drink, then.

Bring Us Your Poor, Huddled Rebellion...

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From the Vader Project at the LA convention center last year.

April 21, 2008

Sock Puppets

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Missed this story while I was in Mexico:

"Five years into the Iraq war, most details of the architecture and execution of the Pentagon’s campaign have never been disclosed. But The Times successfully sued the Defense Department to gain access to 8,000 pages of e-mail messages, transcripts and records describing years of private briefings, trips to Iraq and Guantánamo and an extensive Pentagon talking points operation.

These records reveal a symbiotic relationship where the usual dividing lines between government and journalism have been obliterated. Internal Pentagon documents repeatedly refer to the military analysts as “message force multipliers” or “surrogates” who could be counted on to deliver administration “themes and messages” to millions of Americans “in the form of their own opinions.""

You don't say. Now all we need is a hundred million more people (or two) to realize this same use of sock puppets extends across all industries, throughout all media and blogs...and that nearly the entire system of U.S. news is a disinformation and consumer jerk-off vacuum tasked with making old white gentlemen money.

The Pentagon's solution to the pesky problem of the press relaying truth? Either use sock puppets or create their own news channel. But military learned this from industry, and as I write this, people in marketing are successfully convincing the world of bloggers that no substantive dividing line between marketing and news is actually a good idea, and that financial conflicts of interests are no big deal when it comes to relaying information...

Again, if we took the advertising money out of news you'd start to fix these problems, but the old gentlemen would rather spend our tax dollars on war and Bear Stearns bailouts, not PBS.

Back From Mexico

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A friend we made near Tulum.

April 12, 2008

ERROR!

It's stories like this one that make me wish I didn't read news.

"An Italian woman artist who was hitch-hiking to the Middle East dressed as a bride to promote world peace has been found murdered in Turkey.

The naked body of Giuseppina Pasqualino di Marineo, 33, known as Pippa Bacca, was found in bushes near the northern city of Gebze on Friday.

She had said she wanted to show that she could put her trust in the kindness of local people. "

ERROR!

April 11, 2008

Debra Hampton

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I also really like the work of Debra Hampton

Moki

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Hamburg, Germany based Moki does a lot of fun stuff, though her wild website doesn't seem to like Firefox all that much.

Don't Protest Murder For Synchronized Swimming's Sake...

I'm trying to find someone who has a compelling argument as to why people, athletes, countries, or their citizens shouldn't protest a country's hosting of the Olympic games (be it China or the U.S.).

I know why companies don't want to get involved. Attaching the Olympic logo to a frozen entree is more profitable than taking a stand against a U.S. security contractor killing Iraqi civilians. But why should athletes be banned from the games for the simplest of displays? Why should citizenry be muted?

It seems like there's something beautiful -- dare we say utopian -- about an entire range of cultures expressing themselves (politically or otherwise) as a backdrop to the games, provided we're not talking about violence -- or hurling rotten avocados at 100 meter dash participants.

The closest argument I can find is something like this one, where I'm told that it's not fair to the athletes who have trained so very hard at the high jump.

You know what else isn't fair?

Being shot in the face.

Being dumped by government plane into the Pacific ocean at 30,000 feet or having electrodes attached to your balls? Also patently unjust.

I'm sorry that standing up against government murder and torture causes problems for shot putters and Pepsi. I really am. But we are talking about fucking games here. Games.

Should the Olympic oversight committee let people stand up against the slaughter of an Iraqi family of five by outsourced security forces? Or silence everyone for the integrity of our synchronized swimming competition.

Decisions, decisions.

April 08, 2008

One Heart, Two Suicides

"No foul play was suspected in 69-year-old Sonny Graham's death at his Vidalia, Ga., home, investigators said. He was found Tuesday in a utility building in his backyard with a single shotgun wound to the throat, said Greg Harvey, a special agent with the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.

Graham, who was director of the Heritage golf tournament at Sea Pines from 1979 to 1983, was on the verge of congestive heart failure in 1995 when he got a call that a heart was available in Charleston.

That heart was from Terry Cottle, 33, who had shot himself, Berkeley County Coroner Glenn Rhoad said."

There's jokes here, but I won't make them.

April 07, 2008

Servo-Servant

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Popular Mechanics, July 1961 via

In Protest

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Associated Press

"Three people protesting China's human rights record and the impending arrival of the Olympic torch climbed up the Golden Gate Bridge Monday and tied the Tibetan flag and two banners to its cables.

The banners read "One World One Dream. Free Tibet" and "Free Tibet."

The protesters wore helmets and harnesses as they made their way up the cables running next to the south tower of the famed span. The climb had the group suspended several dozen feet above traffic.

Mary Ziegenbien, a spokeswoman with the California Highway Patrol, said authorities would not try to go get the protesters out of concern for their safety.

"We don't want to put their lives in danger by going and grabbing them off the suspension cables right now," she said."

They hit Paris as well:

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Going to be an interesting summer.

Akumal

In one week's time, I will be here scuba diving with sea turtles and swimming with dolphins if all goes according to plan.

Yeah, this week will go slowly.

April 03, 2008

Daddy?

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The picture in the ad for this Christian Internet filtering system probably shouldn't make me laugh, right?

The facial expressions captured are just perfect. He looks so determined. She, so aghast.

This Man May Die

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April 02, 2008

Thanks

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Yeah thanks, Shel Silverstein.

Your Gayest Look

On Thursday, March 20, 2008, Jay Leno (who I can't think about without remembering Bill Hicks's old bit about him) had actor Ryan Phillippe on the Tonight Show. Because Phillippe apparently once played a gay character, Jay Leno decided it would be all-American funny ha-ha to ask Phillipe to show the audience his "gayest look." Yeah, apparently mocking people's sexual preferences remains comedic gold in a country where American Gladiator still sets the high-water-mark for intellectual achievement.

So anyway, as you might imagine, people generally didn't find Leno's comments so funny, so some folks created an entire website devoted to giving Jay their gayest look, several of which are exemplified below:

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I Just Don't Know

April 01, 2008

Bush, On Corruption

An official White House transcript from our President's trip to an elementary school in the Ukraine, where he lectures the children on corruption:

"PRESIDENT BUSH: Thank you all very much for letting Laura and me come by your school. And thank you all for coming. You did an excellent job. And we love the Peace Corps. They're great, aren't they?

Listen, Laura and I are very impressed by your country. It's exciting to be in a place that has come through a very difficult period, and now heading toward freedom. And the future of your country is going to depend on you. And it's very important for you to be involved with the future of your country.

And so how do you do that? Well, one, you demand to make sure that your government doesn't have corruption; that you insist that the government respond to the will of the people, not to the whims of a few. People will say, oh, your voice doesn't matter; it does matter.

The other thing is, make sure you get -- you know, keep your education going, and then contribute to your society. And you can do it all kinds of ways: You can be a teacher, you can be a doctor, you can be a small business owner. You can contribute to the future of your country by just being a good citizen.

So we're very excited for you, and we're excited about your future. And we wish you all the very best. Thank you for your gracious hospitality. Thank you for letting us come by your beautiful school. And may God bless you, and wish you all the very best.

Thank you all. (Applause.)"

Just for clarity, a President who has appointed industry lobbyists to head nearly every major U.S. regulatory authority is telling the kids to fight corruption in government. A President who led the country into an unpopular war based on the misguided beliefs of a few crackpots tells the kids government should respond to the will of the people, not to the whims of a few.

Yeah thanks, champ.