Comcast Hires Random Boobs To Cheer Them At Public Meeting
Comcast paid a bunch of yokels money to take up seats and cheer for the company's executive at a recent public hearing exploring how the company covertly limits their customers' use of certain bandwidth-intensive Internet services.
The random people were given highlighters and took up seats that would have otherwise been occupied by people who might be critical of the company. Most of them didn't do a very good job, falling asleep and telling other attendees that they had absolutely no idea why they were there. This guy sounds like the next president.
It really doesn't get more "American" than this.