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January 29, 2008

Book Rental Service

From an Internet forum post from 2005:

"I was just thinking, my sister does A LOT of reading, easily spending over $1000 a year on books, most of which she reads and never touches again. Is there some sort of book rental store?

Like a video store, but for books. It would make things so much cheaper, it would be really profitable too seeing as books are fairly cheap and then the next person could get some enjoyment too after paying the rental fee. Why aren't there places like this?"

I Vote Entirely Based On My Sexual Hangups

I love this "non-partisan" voter's guide (pdf) being mailed around by the American Family Association, a group a crackpots who think that ads with homosexuals in them are a more pressing national menace than war, poverty or famine. Five of the eight policy categories deal, in some way, with homosexuality.

I really enjoy the They're coming to your town DVD being sold by the website, warning good middle-America folk that once you let homosexuals have parades or take up spots on your city council, your town will turn into a hub of sexual perversion -- after which -- I dunno, people start bathing in puppy blood.

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Blackwater Protesters Get More Jail Than Blackwater

Protesters who re-enacted one of merc-shop Blackwater's worst civilian massacres in Iraq got jail time, while Blackwater employees themselves have not spent a second in jail for any instance of murdering Iraqi civilians.

"They were seven nonviolent activists who had the audacity to stage a demonstration at the gates of Blackwater's 7,000-acre private military base in North Carolina to protest the actions of mercenaries acting with impunity -- and apparent immunity -- in their names and those of every American.

The arrest of the activists and the subsequent five days they spent locked up in jail is more punishment than any Blackwater mercenaries have received for their deadly actions against Iraqi civilians."

January 25, 2008

Scientology, Anonymous, a Major PTS

An informative post to Slashdot about what Scientologists believe:

"Within the Church of Scientology, you are taught that Scientology is the one and only solution to all mankind's problems, and during this narrow window of opportunity in mankind's history it is possible to "clear the planet" (ie give everybody auditing) and save humanity from itself. Most other goals pale in comparison and anything that detracts from Scientology, or its expansion is in essence a mortal sin against humanity. This belief is strong enough to get people sign up the Sea Organization [wikipedia.org] (LRH's private navy) on a billion year contract (ie you are in for the long haul... and not just this lifetime)

Anyone who attacks the church is either a suppressive person (2.5% of the population who are evil - think Hitler), PTS due to a connection to an SP (Potential Trouble Source - 20% of the population), or has committed various other overts and withholds (ie sins and secrets) and it trying to justify their own actions by making the Scientology seem less (because if you admitted to yourself that Scientology was the "one and only solution" then your otherwise small crime would have to weigh fairly heavily on your conscience). Anyone who commits various sins and suppressive acts, will be subconsciously aware of this, and slowly do themselves in (ie get sick, have an accident) to prevent themselves from committing more crimes.

It is also taught that if someone encounters the OT3 materials before being ready for them, then as part of the psychological conditioning to create "prison-planet" earth, the person may get sick and die and this is the reason it is considered "confidential" and heavily protected, and only available to members of the church past a certain level."

This is the most sophisticated and well-funded pyramid cult ever built. I'm finding the sudden decision by a major hacking group (named Anonymous) to attack Scientology the most interesting reading of the week. The videos the hacker group is releasing are like something out of Nine Inch Nails's Year Zero:

Of course this is America where money wins all disputes. I'm guessing Scientology has more than Anonymous.

The ultimate irony here is that the idea of an anonymous hacker organization waging war against a tax-exempt pseudo-religious cult corporation is better than anything Sci-Fi author and Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard ever wrote while alive.

Bush's Favorite Painting

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Maybe it's just me, but I think there's some irony in the fact that Bush thinks his favorite painting is of a man (who looks much like him) spreading the goodness of Christ, when it's really a painting of a horse thief fleeing a lynch mob.

January 24, 2008

Hubcap Creatures

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Recycled undersea hubcap sculptures by HubCap Creatures (UK).

Some of the beasts in the commissions link are particularly bad ass.

January 23, 2008

Joy

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Bansky

January 22, 2008

State Radio: Year Of The Crow

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I think fans of reggae might find this a little too derivative, but I'm enjoying this second album from the band (haven't heard the first one yet).

Kind of what would happen if Dave Matthews gained a few IQ points, met Jack Johnson in a blues bar and had a car wreck with Sublime outside a political rally. There's a dash of a few other things, like 90's metrosexual punk that might ruin it for some.

Oakley Medusa

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I have no clue what these are SUPPOSED to be used for, but I want this matching set of hat and Oakley goggles so that when civilization ends, I can wear them while I drive around in my home-made scrap metal car fighting off other road warriors.

Stephen Rothwell

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Stephen Rothwell

Kind of Terry Gilliam meets Oliver Twist meets China Mieville.

January 21, 2008

Joel Johnson Should Get A Cookie

Joel Johnson isn't getting Christmas cards from AT&T this year. How very anti-Techcrunch of him. How exactly does he expect to launch his own startup whoring blog network someday with that kind of attitude?

January 18, 2008

Thank God For CNN

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January 17, 2008

Thanks Associated Press!

The Associated Press reports on a story I broke yesterday without even mentioning me, the website I write for, or the users of our website who unearthed a leaked internal memo. Classy!

Various other outlets lifted the juicy parts from our report so they could pretend they discovered it without reading my story -- grabbing Slashdot & Digg traffic directly. Also Classy!

I think a number of outlets got more traffic for reconstituting the story than we did for breaking it. Nice job!

You can see the resulting news kerfuffle here as the story wormed and bloomed its way around the Internets. Reuters gives us credit. The AP? Guess that's not their style.

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January 16, 2008

Crazy Ass Cultists

A not so bright man, cheerleading for a very wealthy cult/business.

January 15, 2008

Brian Despain

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Brian Despain

January 14, 2008

Tolerant

"Satan loves homosexuals.. And will usually set them up with good careers in something Satan is in control of i.e.. Entertainment.. any form of the Media.. Satan wants them to grow.. The more homosexuals there are the more souls Satan gets to join in a Furnace of Fire.."

The 100 Best (or worst) quotes taken from fundamentalist Christian chat rooms.

Shot

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Taken in Sierra Leone or Detroit?

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January 12, 2008

My Pastor Drives a Bentley

I've always found super-churches fascinating. I keep pushing a writer friend of ours, who is living in Austin and whose father is a minister in one, to write the great American novel about the superchurch. Non-profit. Giggle. Chortle. Guffaw.

Another good story from Alternet:

"The New Testament reports that Jesus rarely used fancy modes of transportation to get around. He walked most of the time, although Matthew and other gospels mention that he once rode a borrowed donkey into Jerusalem, where he burst into a temple and tossed out the money changers.

Nearly 2,000 years later, some who claim to speak in Jesus' name are taking a different view. Consider Bishop Eddie Long, who pastors a mega-church in Lithonia, Ga. With a salary approaching $1 million a year and a nine-bathroom mansion situated on 20 acres, Long's choice of vehicles reflects his opulent lifestyle: He drives a $350,000 Bentley.

Far from casting out money changers, Long is likely to join them. In a 2005 profile in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, he defended his high-flying ways, insisting, "I pastor a multimillion dollar congregation. You've got to put me on a different scale than the little black preacher sitting over there that's supposed to be just getting by because the people are suffering."

Designer Vaginas

"Once you've had your breasts enhanced, your thighs sucked thin, your skin stretched taught over your cheekbones, and your lips pumped full of cow's tissue, what better way to finish off that perfect Barbie doll look than to have your genitals surgically remodeled and your pubic area waxed smooth? And if you're worried that your partner might be tempted to stray because you've had a couple of kids and things have started to sag a bit, what better way to guarantee his fidelity than to transform yourself into a porn queen lookalike with the fanny of a pre-pubescent girl?

Hymenoplasty, vaginal tightening, revirgination, G-spot amplification and labial reduction are the latest craze in cosmetic surgeries for women with more money than sense. Surgeries that were originally designed to help overcome some of the more debilitating side effects of childbirth have now been appropriated by an industry whose sole purpose is to convince women that they're imperfect and to profit from the plummeting self-esteem they promote."

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January 11, 2008

Connected Nation

Picture this: an independent State-based effort to improve the lives of regional locals is hijacked by a group of massive corporations, who in turn use this new and freshly budgeted organization as a lobbying front to do the exact opposite of its originally proposed mission statement. They now take taxpayer dollars in order to mislead and confuse the public into thinking positive change is happening, while under the surface consumer interests are trampled.

What's more, that new, dubious organization is now being taken nationally in an effort to mislead the public on an epic scale, and has the support of both President Bush and presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton.

I don't know. That seems like important news to me. Not Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson vacationing in Mexico important, but important.

That's essentially what Public Knowledge discovered.

Art Brodsky's piece above is probably the most important technology news bit I've read in the past six months (certainly trumping the iPhone, the Facebook Beacon scandal, and random musings by some guy nobody gives two shits about on the latest social networking site).

Such stories receive ZERO PLAY among the top technology journalists, pundits and/or bloggers, which is why I have very little if any respect for anything we've built online.

Online technology news outlets are suffering from the exact same problems that plague cable news outlets, namely a fealty to advertisers and a certain Gordon Gecko paradigm. They can't be bothered to report on the fact that Rome is burning from the inside out because they're part of the problem. Telling the unsexy, complicated truth doesn't get hits. Calling Macintosh owners shitheels gets hits.

I assume counter-spin will ultimately turn Brodsky's findings into conspiracy theory, and the entire discussion will be forgotten in a month.

This culture is broken.

Gizmodo Just Goes Totally Batshit Crazy! OMFGBBQ

TV-B-Gone is a tiny, inexpensive remote control device that lets you secretly turn off televisions wherever you go. I've always wanted one, but never got around to it. It's a
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Gizmodo takes one to the nation's largest gathering of tech geeks (CES) and causes mayhem. Well, mayhem if you're a tech geek whose most risky endeavor the past ten years was trying to flash your PSP with custom firmware.

I personally can't tell which is funnier -- the video itself, or the pretentious indignant prattle from the tech blog-o-verse, which believes itself to be edgy with a keen sense of humor, until you turn off a PR representative's TV I guess. That's just crazy, Ozzy Osbourne bat-head eating shit and totally over the line. More people are annoyed about this than they are about conflicted blogger-whores who pimp startups for cash while pretending to be objective analysts, which I dunno -- seems telling.

AntiSocial

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The Bear

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Ze Twins

"A pair of twins who were adopted by separate families as babies got married without knowing they were brother and sister, a peer told the House of Lords. A court annulled the British couple's union after they discovered their true relationship, Lord Alton said. The peer - who was told of the case by a High Court judge involved - said the twins felt an "inevitable attraction".

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January 09, 2008

Travis Louie

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"Travis Louie’s paintings come from the tiny little drawings and many writings in his journals. He’s created his own imaginary world that is grounded in Victorian and Edwardian times. It is inhibited by human oddities, mythical beings, and otherworldly characters who appear to have had their formal portraits taken to mark their existence and place in society."

A full gallery here

January 04, 2008

Inka Essenhigh

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High Quality

This is actually a clip from the documentary The Corporation, which is required viewing for the growing minority who believe that the right to make money does not supercede all other human rights.

The World Is a Virtual Reality Simulator

From the New Scientist:

"The idea that the universe is a giant virtual reality simulation is a well explored theme in science fiction. Films such as The Matrix have used this premise to great effect.

Now a New Zealand scientist is saying that physicists should seriously explore the idea. Brian Whitworth at Massey University says that it is perfectly reasonable to conjecture that "the world is an information simulation running on a three-dimensional space-time screen". Deciding whether or not this is true is a matter for science to resolve."

January 02, 2008

Cost of Living

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The Rapture Never Came

2007 ended without the Rapture coming and this guy was forced to post a rambling mea culpa.

January 01, 2008

Welcome To The 8