CompUSA Pink Slip
Such a sweetly worded, appreciative pink slip CompUSA (who is folding up) is sending out to their employees.
Here's the pertinent law saying we even have to tell you you're fired. Fuck off. You're fired.
That said, what a miserable store. I used to visit them in Manhattan before the advent of Newegg, and their employees knew less about computers than the million-dollar attorneys (with eight years of higher education) I used to do tech support for. Most of them needed help opening Word.