John Dvorak, The Lord of Trolls
John Dvorak, if you don't know, is probably the largest technology troll on the Interwebs.
All those scurrying retorts you see below his on the food chain at Techmeme are myopic men and women who pride themselves on insight yet aren't insightful enough to avoid being used to sell Dvorak's career via his latest hit-generating hissy storm.
This self-promotional ego circle jerk masquerading as important information exchange is one of several reasons I'll someday just open a god-damned plant nursery and leave the Internet for e-mail, porn and tax returns.