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The Extensys 4000

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90% of women prefer a bigger penis, the Extensys Labs website tells us. Their solution? I think the photos tell the tale. The testimonials indicate $200 self mutilation is the path to sexual mastery and spiritual utopia. I have a very full weekend planned that involves this device and some Altovis -- after which I'm fairly certain people will like me more.

Posted by karl on May 10, 2007 10:15 AM |

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