Stoned Cop Calls 911
Snippet of a 911 audio transcript recorded after a Michigan police officer made some confiscated pot brownies with his wife, and called 911 because he thought they were dying:
Sanchez:I think I'm having an overdose. and so is my wife.
911: Overdose of what?
Sanchez: Marijuana...
Sanchez: We made brownies. and I think we're dead. I really do...
Sanchez: Time is going by really, really, really slow...
Sanchez: What's the score in the Red Wings game?
911: I've got no clue, i don't watch the Red Wings.
Sanchez: I just wanted to make sure this isn't some kind of hallucination I'm having.
Audio of the call here.