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Stop Screwing For Your Reputation's Sake, Kids

orgy.jpgThis abstinence website is an instant classic.

The splash page informs us:

  • It feels good to be part of the majority
  • It feels good to have a good reputation
  • It feels good to have a clear conscience
  • It feels good not to need a babysitter on a Friday night
  • It feels good to have a healthy marriage

    The poll tells me they don't get many sinners up their way.

    It's a great site, filled with the typical demonization of Myspace and other evils kids face when you let them run around without collars thinking for themselves.

    The writing is pretty stellar too: "If you pick the fruit before it’s ripe, you’ll never know how sweet it would have been."

    For contrast, this guy gets the shit beat out of him in his comment section for pointing out you have a better chance of getting killed in an auto accident (1%) than catching AIDS at an orgy if you use a condom. He's not advocating the recreation of Caligula's kingdom mind you -- just repeating CDC stats and suggesting there's fear merchants at play (though I think he directs too much ire at AIDS activists and forgets to mention our friends above as a primary source of said anxiety).

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