P2P Users Not Ethical Enough To Spy On Americans Illegally
If you've downloaded "a lot" of illegal material via p2p networks you apparently are unfit to work at the NSA.
I guess if you've downloaded only the occasional illegal copy of "Desperate Housewives" you're morally ok.
Downloading a bunch of albums puts you over some floating moral judgement NSA edge, as does having worked in the peace corp -- peace apparently running afoul of the NSA mission statement, and humanism being a subversive character flaw.
Only the most morally pristine minds are allowed into an organization that illegally monitors the American public with the help of the major phone companies.