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Chernobyl: Prime Real Estate

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Radiation reading of bumper cars in Chernobyl: Kidd of Speed.

The risk of survivors of the Chernobyl accident (or those living nearby) dying early is 1%, now says a scientist, which is comperable to your chance of dying in an auto accident, and less than your chance of dying early from second hand smoke, or say from dying from AIDS by attending an orgy while wearing a condom.*

Says a little something for the resiliency of the species, and it makes me want to move to irradiated portions of the Ukraine as fast as humanly possible.

*Word Soup does not advocate smoking, exposing yourself to excessive radation, and/or orgy-riffic animal lust with multiple nubile partners, though all three at once are just fine.