Hell is Real, Pope Reminds You
For those of you who might be thinking Hell is an aging concept of eternel torment designed countless millennia ago to control the less-affluent masses before tazers and Fox News were invented, be warned.
Hell "really exists and is eternal, even if nobody talks about it much any more", the Pope reminds you.
He also tells us that purgatory is “only a theological hypothesis” and not a "definitive truth of the faith."
So for those of you trapped in some kind of Jacob's Ladder-esque hellscape, keep your chin up!